So, faced with a clean slate, who do I want to be here? What do I want to see?
I'm pretty sure this shirt shrank, but it's fun pretending that I'm growing.
When you say, I just want to make a thing that does X. I make you jump through the formal hoops so the rest of the team knows what things you depend on that we shouldn't break.
What book can I read that will teach me how to talk to that jackass without wanting to murder him?
You call it making conversation, I call it, I don't care to guess and I won't be your google.
When the thing you wrote crashes and won't finish, don't complain that the other way takes too long.
On the week I book a trip to Japan, we get a data agreement written in Japanese. I still haven't learned any.
Currently scheming and wondering when I have to route around management.
Yow, the ink smell on this shirt is something else!
When you say bisexual includes all gender expressions, I hear the men mansplaining how fireman includes women.
STOP BLAMING IOWAIT UNTIL YOU KNOW WHAT RESOURCE YOU ARE WAITING ON!
TFW you cry for a 1990s less javascripty web, and pay the price.
Am I supposed to type all of this in?๐
Just finished my slides on my Lighting Talk on How I Quit Procrastinating.
Went on my traditional #30daysofbiking #donutride . I dropped my donuts and ran over them. ๐ . I still ate them. ๐
Oh fun, another day, another windows service trying to index all 200TB
I thought this sports headline was about cars. "Podcast: What The Former GM Thinks About These New-Look Cavs"
You know, 20G of RAM is more than 6G...
BRB Bedazzling my eyebrows #AWrinkleInTime