The hardest part of embracing femme fashion is becoming OK with random sleeve lengths or hem lengths.
This is one of those days where I feel like I'm just scrambling all day to keep the lights on.
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Note to self there is no "gif diff" command #typo
7AM. Wife: I thought that sweater had a different neckline. Did it shrink?
Me: no way, haven't washed it yet.
10AM: Aw, shit, it's on backwards.
One step closer to restoring the name Bde Maka Ska https://www.mprnews.org/story/2018/01/18/name-change-approved-for-lake-named-after-slavery-supporter-calhoun
Can we stop appropriating dojo and ninja for our nerd things please?
I promise you that your ability to deliver an api in no way depends on us giving you automated container delivery...
I can't tell if this scarf make me feel femme or French.
So relieved that we aren't going to be the suckers to subsidize Amazon's race to the bottom.
Me: I should go pee before this meeting
Also me: ooh, I love this song...
Apparently, it's reply all day....
"Halt," the knight called. "Release her!"
The dragon and the princess looked at him.
"Why?" the princess said.
"Dragons are not pets!"
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories
Since my use of singular they has people all f'ed up in singulars and plurals, I think I'm going to start using the royal we.
Three weeks later, the user informs me their computer is on a different domain.
Before you download that new library, are you sure you don't already have something that does that?
but I really wish there was a model where internet creators and maintainers got paid.
Mostly because of drive by js doing stupid stuff like bitcoin mining
I finally broke down and installed an ad blocker.
Running computers on the public internet in the age of cyrptocurrency is full of BS.