I am the most Aquarian person I have ever met. Worship me this season.

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eating πŸ‘ tomatoes πŸ‘ like πŸ‘ apples πŸ‘ is πŸ‘ valid πŸ‘

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My daughter just told my son, β€œwe’re going to the death chamber.” I’m worried, but not enough to ask

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I’m inches away from getting rid of instagram

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Okay folks, I’m going into mastomom mode this morning to bring you a very important Christmas message.

I know that many of you are struggling with feelings of loneliness, disconnect, conflict with regards to family this time of year. Maybe you don’t have family, or maybe you do but they’re just shit. Or maybe they’re having trouble accepting you as someone other than what they planned.

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Your job as an artist isn't to interpret what you make for an audience. You aren't performing some clever magic trick to wow others with your technique. You aren't an expert house builder who knows just how to cut and join each board. Your job is to bore a gaping hole through your defenses and give an audience the terrifying power of thinking whatever they may about the most intimate parts of you. If you can do that nothing else matters.

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"My dad says you have a weak WiFi password and poor taste in movies."
- My kid talking to the new neighbour just now.

Awkward...

Oh you know, just another obstacle, caused by my own stupidity.

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if she was taller she'd be ariana venti

Over the past year or so I developed a strong relationship my feminity, and holy hell it is a powerful and potent energy. It has changed the way I do business, engage friends, and love myself.

I want to be as fucking cool as Cat Power and sexy as Angel Olsen

I want to meet a girl that is Sharon Von Etten song

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