Zed Fable ✅ @ZedFable@octodon.social
Jack of all trades, master of some. Wage-slave in the data-mines aging like cheap wine stored at room temperature with the lid off. Likes blockchains.
Anyone know if there are tools or instances that let you use different interfaces? Perhaps one that looks like an excel spreadsheet so it can be used incognito at work? #askingForAFriend
A pride of lions.
A murder of crows.
A federation of nerds.
"Where is my wallet?" #ZedFableAsksTheToughQuestions
I came here to boost toots and engage with #brands ... Show more
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? Show more
I've traveled the universe and I've seen all sorts of pineapples. But never quite as many as I've seen here.
//digital artwork by Mike McKenney
Facebook: Everyone knows me. I am me
Twitter: Some people know me. I am a persona based on me
Mastodon: Nobody knows me. I am a transient, sentient beam of ultraviolet light
You want me to work on something from home on my day off? Damn right I'm punching in.
Went outside for breakfast and to write in the backyard because it's nice. A bird pooped on my head. I guess it's nice outside for pooping birds too.
Places on the internet where I have seen frequent and sincere use of new/novelty TLDs:
- Mastodon
Enjoyed the warm weather geocaching today. #geocaching
A dozen eggs, or as we call it in my house: Show more
Me: Come outside, the sun is out! You can feel it on your skin!
G(5 yrs old): yeah! I want to get a tan, anyway.
Me: ... what? Why?
G: So my skin has more melon.
Me: ...
G: At least, that's how Bill Nye says it works.
Day 4. I should be doing dishes. They continue to pile and no one in the house has stopped eating, despite the inconvenience it causes me. But Mastodon's feed is so much more fun. Here I am happy and my hands are dry.
*Posting not Postiner, DAMMIT!
When I make quips on the zuck site, I often think of a way to tighten them up or make them funnier seconds after I post. Then it's a race to edit before someone sees it.
Postiner here, you only get one shot which is both frustrating and kind of thrilling.
Visited the RSS memorial today. After all these years, it's still amazing to see the lightning hit it—every hour, on the hour—and then watch as the sparks ripple out to the aggregator towers at all the cemeteries that are still subscribed.
I KNEW it!!
RT @jalefkowit DID YOU KNOW? If you say the word "podcast" three times, the Squarespace marketing team will appear and give you a sack of money
