Zed Fable ✅ @ZedFable@octodon.social
Jack of all trades, master of some. Wage-slave in the data-mines aging like cheap wine stored at room temperature with the lid off. Likes blockchains.
Enjoyed the warm weather geocaching today. #geocaching
@eurasierboy thanks, perfect!
A dozen eggs, or as we call it in my house: Show more
A dozen eggs, or as we call it in my house: Show more
Me: Come outside, the sun is out! You can feel it on your skin!
G(5 yrs old): yeah! I want to get a tan, anyway.
Me: ... what? Why?
G: So my skin has more melon.
Me: ...
G: At least, that's how Bill Nye says it works.
Day 4. I should be doing dishes. They continue to pile and no one in the house has stopped eating, despite the inconvenience it causes me. But Mastodon's feed is so much more fun. Here I am happy and my hands are dry.
@Beemancer Am I a winner? Is this what winning feels like? #TootYourBoot
@therealklanni Winamp was the bomb man. I had SO MANY SKINS.
*Posting not Postiner, DAMMIT!
When I make quips on the zuck site, I often think of a way to tighten them up or make them funnier seconds after I post. Then it's a race to edit before someone sees it.
Postiner here, you only get one shot which is both frustrating and kind of thrilling.
@aedison I know its not real but... I really, really wish I could go there someday, even just once.
Visited the RSS memorial today. After all these years, it's still amazing to see the lightning hit it—every hour, on the hour—and then watch as the sparks ripple out to the aggregator towers at all the cemeteries that are still subscribed.
@NattyGov I like raisins earlier work, back when they went by "Grapes".
I KNEW it!!
RT @jalefkowit DID YOU KNOW? If you say the word "podcast" three times, the Squarespace marketing team will appear and give you a sack of money
Yes, because clearly I want to keep retrying to copy this file for 347 days.
If you had to choose, would you take the top half of the bagel or bottom? And would your answer change depending on if you were going to spread butter vs cream cheese? #zedFableAsksTheToughQuestions #toughquestions
