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Me: Come outside, the sun is out! You can feel it on your skin!
G(5 yrs old): yeah! I want to get a tan, anyway.
Me: ... what? Why?
G: So my skin has more melon.
Me: ...
G: At least, that's how Bill Nye says it works.
