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Zaphod Beeblebrox III @Zaphodbblx@octodon.social

I was super energized after going to the gym this morning but after lunch I'm seriously crashing.

I can deal with the 80s music, 80s fashion, and 80s games coming back, but could we please leave the whole cold war thing alone? Thanks!

that's geen dragon, weed-infused vodka lel

wow....the artist of the charging bull statue obviously hasn't been paying attention to what a force of evil wallstreet has become and really always was.
mobile.nytimes.com/2017/04/13/

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:ballot_box_with_check: A non-local cosmic entity, unbound by the limitations of time and space, craving adorable cat and / or dog pictures, and totally cute AF

was disappointed to learn a cronjob is not when a mafia boss eats his own kids

the Russia experts on sound like they've gone native

I'm so fed up with Windows 10 using 100% of my disk and being laggy and slow. I don't know why I keep running into this.

any other Only Living Witness fans around?

December

(in the) Darkened shroud of morning
Simplified in face and stature
Blessing in the storming
Sweetness of a subtle feature
Alone and safe inside
Without worry, with out knowing who's
Been cast aside
Twisted down, escape to rest

I will writhe in my December

random lyrics day....

When he was a boy
They sent him to the Turks
But you know they didn't like him
Because all the Turks were jerks
When Vlad returned home his wrath
For the ancient foe had spurned
But the ancient art of impalement
Was something that that boy had learned

I see some complaints on #Mastodon regarding toots in different languages other than English. Please stop complaining. This is Earth. A big place with lots of great people with great cultures and great languages. Please, please embrace our friends from around the world. You may just learn something from them that you would have never otherwise.

Welcome all!

Facebook: Everyone knows me. I am me

Twitter: Some people know me. I am a persona based on me

Mastodon: Nobody knows me. I am a transient, sentient beam of ultraviolet light

Seriously tho, as a sad barbarian 'Murrican who only speaks one language, I'd just like to say how nice it is to be in a space where there's multiple languages flying by. Reminds me of my time hanging out on IRC way back when. It just feels that much richer.

That and I'm learning to tell time by looking at the fed feed and the mix of various tongues displayed.

So, are there any other operators here?

"To date, Trump has spent six weekends -- and a total of 21 days -- at Mar-A-Lago, his private Palm Beach club. The total estimated costs for those trips are around $21.6 million.

Obama, by contrast, spent just under $97 million on travel in his eight years as president"

cnn.com/2017/04/10/politics/do

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Drain the swamp indeed.