i was looking through my photos and remembered that time my old antivirus accused me of pirating it then held itself hostage for $34 (and i didn't pirate it in case you were wondering)
you can probably guess what i did next
@XenonFiber "held itself hostage" is an interesting turn of phrase
@XenonFiber anti-virus so good it had to imprison itself to get you to buy it?
@XenonFiber
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