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Dmitri. @Winneganfake@octodon.social

No, seriously, let's for once TRY to be better on here in general about the lack of sourcing going on with a lot of image posts. y'all have access to GIS and other tools. If you can find the source on an image you're posting that isn't yours, give credit where due, please. It makes a load of difference for artists like myself who need publicity like that to be able to keep making art. (and, y'know, paying bills and staying ALIVE)

@Averly OK, given Simon Stålenhag's usually a stickler for his art getting proper credit where due, maybe start sourcing the art that isn't yours?

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@aedison Go for the injection. Become the monster the world has needed.

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CALLER YOU'RE THROUGH TO DOCTOR MIKE THE MEDICAL MECHANIC WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU???

Hi, first time-long time! I've been trying to construct a homemade scoliosis brace out of a bicycle frame and some empty cans, but I implanted it wrong and now I have a bunch of metal plates sticking out of my back like a stegosaurus. Should I try and remove them, or should I inject myself with some lizard DNA and see how far I can take this?

@William_Couper ... well, when you have no links to said books posted anywhere...

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In the year 2148, explorers in space discovered the remains of an ancient gay shitposting civilization. In the decades that followed, these mysterious artifacts revealed startling new technologies, enabling tooting with all sorts of lovely people. The basis for this incredible technology was an elephant that hated fascists and also awoo'd a lot.

They called it the greatest discovery in human history.

The civilizations of the galaxy call it...

Mast Effect

@0 *spraypaints BANKSY BLOWS GOATS across intentionally blank area*

Mastodon, we really need to have a talk about the cropping choices you're making on images here.

Mother's Day is fast approaching. This year, get her the gift that truly shows just how much you feel for her. More tentacles.

tormentedartifacts.com/grandct

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Rule one of proper exorcisms?

Be both firm and polite in insisting that your unwelcome houseguest leave immediately.

Rule two? Have the right tools on hand for when rule one fails.

like these: tormentedartifacts.com/exorcis

and: tormentedartifacts.com/Banishm

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OK, kids- it's friday. I gotta pay bills, and that means selling , , , and other accessories. Go check my stuff out, or help out by boosting and spreading the word? Here's the link: tormentedartifacts.com

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OK, kids- it's friday. I gotta pay bills, and that means selling , , , and other accessories. Go check my stuff out, or help out by boosting and spreading the word? Here's the link: tormentedartifacts.com

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Just realized I can toot about brands and none of them will know, and there's no algorithm that will promote anything at me!!

I ENJOY THE STAR WARS MOVIES

SOMETIMES I GO TO MCDONALDS AND I NEVER FEEL PARTICULARLY GOOD ABOUT IT

I REALLY DISLIKE DOING LAUNDRY

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Focusing on your work does not make you a bad person. Distracting yourself does not make you a bad person. Not being able to manage the psychological impact of these events does not make you a bad person. Not being equipped to come up with some kind of response to these events does not make you a bad person. Being scared and feeling powerless are not abnormal. If you are reading this, you are more than likely not responsible for what’s happened.

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"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all gay here. I’m gay . You’re gay ."
"How do you know I’m gay ?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”

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if you're upset that your home instance got blocked because there's no moderation and it was the source of abuse, you should find another instance

@mykola ...yeah, no, that one never gets better. In fact, the opposite.