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Coming Out, Boosts OK Show more

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Recommended reading for all cis people wanting to be good allies to trans people:

Sex and gender are actually the same thing (but bear with me)
thebodyisnotanapology.com/maga

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Wait, Who Is This, and Why Am I Following Them: The Mastodon Story

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any other community:
girl: my dick hurts
everyone: WHAT the FUCK
69 year old man: heh let's cyber

mastodon:
girl: my dick hurts
everyone: big fucking mood
69 year old man: jood (jean mood)

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Yesterday, speaking to a Gen-Xer friend who is looking for a job:

Him: "I don't get it. I've already sent FOUR resumes, and I haven't had an offer! Oh well, my savings has me covered this year."

Me: "Fascinating... it's some kind of strange ancient dialect!"

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me in the eyes of my mother wen i overclock my casio calculator

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german lesbian slur (reclaimed) Show more

I'm Bi- many things...
But -Lingual ain't one of them!

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Check in with yourself a few times each day and take a moment to process your thoughts and emotions. Don’t let them build up.

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Want to know whats really badass? Show more

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Can we just give the Reality Writers' Union whatever they want, to end the strike? The scabs who've been filling in the last couple of years are really falling apart at the seams.

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#MeToo, Gillette, Positive Masculinity Ad Show more

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just thinking about how sean bean is literally 'mr bean'

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wombat attatck Show more

At what number of 'posts' do you need to change instance to avoid looking like a lurker who never logs off Mastodon?
Asking for a friend...

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guess what Show more

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Spent the night with a girl the other night and at like 3am we both got woken up and she muttered "I never finished Undertale" before falling back asleep

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selfie, eye contact Show more

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Seeing all the wonderful artists on this site has inspired me! so i've decided to try and get more creative, and i decided to try taking up painting first! here's my first picture i ever painted, i know it's not great because i'm a beginner but feedback is appreciated!

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Octodon

Octodon is a nice general purpose instance. more