German Lesson, slightly lewd
If someone is irrational and full of shit, in Germany you can tell them "Du hast eine Meise!".
What does that mean, you want to know?
Well. Here we go!
"You have a tit!"
There! Cool, right?
You know, those little cute thingies? Round, fit well into a hand usually? Comes in different colors? Little beak?
Well of course I'm talking about the birb.
Were you thinking of something else? Du hast doch eine Meise!