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I want to play russian roulette xmas gifts for my roommates. Put 3 normal gifts and 1 gag gift under the tree without any designations. But now I'm thinking it would only be funny if everyone's opening the gifts together, and i'm gonna guess a lot of us will be away??? i gotta gather them all together on a day, even if it isn't xmas to do this

i want the gag gift to be a dildo but I better find a cheap-ass one... otherwise I'd want to keep a high-quality one for myself lol

Vinnie Tesla ❎ @VinnieTesla

@alexlaw You could give a good one and then steal it back a few days later...

In my family, a gift suspiciously well matched to the giver's wishlist is a "left-handed catcher's mitt" after a time when my father, age 9, gave his mother said item for her birthday.

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