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I've now dropped food on myself enough times that I've begun to wonder if I'm secretly in a food fight.
With myself.
Help?

@Vanessa You want help throwing food at yourself?

Never let it be said I lack compassion:

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Vanessa @Vanessa

@DaveHiggins noooooo! That is the opposite of what I need.