Ty Paul @Typaul@octodon.social
Even though some of you are pretty thin, you all have fat hearts, and thats all that matters. - Fat Amy
Federated social media does have usability concerns, and yes there is a learning curve. But this kind of knee-jerk negativity is disappointing! (Counterpoint: Eh, whatever, we don't need Mastodon to be Twitter-scale anyway.) http://mashable.com/2017/04/05/mastodon-wont-survive/#NkGEpFit9aqh
Octodon was the obvious second choice when we couldn't get into mastodon.social
What was that decentralized social network that was supposed to compete with facebook a couple years back?
My first Toot!
More followers here today than I was ever able to recruit for my cult
Hey Mastodon users,
Here's your friendly reminder that none of the good usernames are taken yet.
Love,
@1
I can't wait for people to say tootstorm on the news in a serious sentence
I'm just here trying to understand what I'm doing here
If you're good at Mastodon are you asstoot?
For some reason fledgling social networks make me think about dubstep.
Should I go see ghost in the shell?
The most beautiful and evil thing ever invented. A giant red bull corona margarita... I can't breathe. Because of excitement, I think.
How come everyone you meet in a multilevel marketing scheme have a title that sounds like an advanced ski slope?
If your trapped on a deserted island and can only bring one thing, I'm ganna bring a chipotle tortilla because no matter what you put in that thing, water will flow like springs of life from the bottom of that burrito.
Is it just me or does #trumpdoom not feel as scary now that it seems like he can't do anything? I mean except for ef over the environment but who needs that
I have been informed that the duck situation is being dealt with. A specialist is being brought in to sic dogs on the ducks (to scare them away).
Not unexpected, that mallard in my parking spot was challenging our western notions of property ownership and this is how the establishment responds to such threats. Peaceful sit-ins get attacked by dogs.
tooting activates me on a high mental level its unreal
The things girls send you on Snapchat...
