Ty Paul @Typaul@octodon.social
Even though some of you are pretty thin, you all have fat hearts, and thats all that matters. - Fat Amy
@Zaphodbblx yeah that's what I've read. 'Tis a shame
@Thracky Dang that's nice!
@Thracky and not having to explain to nobody why you're on mastodon lol
@Averly I wish!
Should I go see ghost in the shell?
The most beautiful and evil thing ever invented. A giant red bull corona margarita... I can't breathe. Because of excitement, I think.
How come everyone you meet in a multilevel marketing scheme have a title that sounds like an advanced ski slope?
If your trapped on a deserted island and can only bring one thing, I'm ganna bring a chipotle tortilla because no matter what you put in that thing, water will flow like springs of life from the bottom of that burrito.
Is it just me or does #trumpdoom not feel as scary now that it seems like he can't do anything? I mean except for ef over the environment but who needs that
I have been informed that the duck situation is being dealt with. A specialist is being brought in to sic dogs on the ducks (to scare them away).
Not unexpected, that mallard in my parking spot was challenging our western notions of property ownership and this is how the establishment responds to such threats. Peaceful sit-ins get attacked by dogs.
@samafunk I don't thinks so...
tooting activates me on a high mental level its unreal
@golero thanks
@golero oh ok, that makes sense
The things girls send you on Snapchat...
Do #hashtags do anything here anyway?
@emilyfong out starting forest fires in the woods with Hillary...
@emilyfong me too man 😔
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