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Trittle @Trittle@octodon.social

Can't sleep. Chronic pain sucks. Also my housework is seriously behind. I need a houseboy. Can be gay, I just need them to have an almost OCD attention to detail when it comes to dishes, laundry, and dusting.

Networking for users for recipes and sharing ideas.

My stepson used the phrase "dank memes" today and I want to completely remove him from the Internet, until he's an adult, to protect him.

Seriously. I insist you watch this Netflix special. He's on par with Eddie Izzard with intellectual comedy and I don't use that compliment lightly. And if you know me, I don't say "Must watch" unless I'm serious as fuck.

splitsider.com/2017/04/vir-das

Holy shit. I AM A GENIUS. Thanks @Chromecast! I let NewCat sleep in the bedroom and locked out Old Cat. She was yowling mournfully and I got the idea to play a bird video. Now she's stopped yowling and I can get some sleep. And I didn't have to get out of bed! octodon.social/media/5opkb9bJR

Day 2, New cat update (Huz recently transported his son's cat to our house for relocation). NewCat is becoming more comfortable with the apartment, though still adjusting to a new place. Both cats have viewed one another from afar, without physical contact, with both adults petting the respective felines and reassuring them that they are good kitties, even though they're not convinced that of each other (yet). Stay tuned

@atari911 I do that with books when I'm enjoying them too much. I stop reading because I don't want them to be done.

I think my cat's a reincarnated acupressure specialist because she seeks out the parts on me that hurt & stands on them like a furry bastard

I also hate smoking (asthma) and can't stand the smell of it so alternative methods are going to be interesting. Doing research is dizzying.

Hooray got approved for my medical marijuana card! Really hoping to get started on my new treatment and I'm hoping that it works. I hate having to take opioids for my (or Tylenol which probably wreaking havoc on my kidneys by now). These past two years of progressively worsening pains has sucked hard.

A Dog's Purpose should just be titled "Bring Tissues; Cry Buckets". Stupid feelings. But I went into it knowing it was gonna be a tearjerker so ::shrugs::

@DialMforMara we did a pesto pizza with Sundried tomato spread. Lotsa good uses for it.

Related: this week has been a fun journey of substituting matzoh for everything. We made a matzodilla with cheese and guacamole. It was tits.

@joehaines SO GOOD. I won't spoil it. It's delightful and does honor to the original while making it special in its own right. I'm watching it slowly, one episode at a time, rather than binging it because I want to savor the funny.

Haven't been on Mastodon much since came out.

Anyone else watching? I've been going through them slowly as opposed to my usual binging.

"Petting me will make you feel better." See, this is why cats run the world and the Internet. octodon.social/media/iwDIgIh2T

But seriously HOW AWESOME DOES THIS LOOK FUCK I CANNOT WAIT