Holy shit. I AM A GENIUS. Thanks @Chromecast! I let NewCat sleep in the bedroom and locked out Old Cat. She was yowling mournfully and I got the idea to play a bird video. Now she's stopped yowling and I can get some sleep. And I didn't have to get out of bed! #cats #cattoot https://octodon.social/media/5opkb9bJRAKS9q7B_XU
So, Passover is over. Guess what's for dinner? https://octodon.social/media/iUuQSpr9_pX_V-V6YuY
"Petting me will make you feel better." See, this is why cats run the world and the Internet. #cattoot #cats https://octodon.social/media/iwDIgIh2TFwFWZiXIaQ
This would make a great gag gift. ::badumpum:: https://octodon.social/media/oGKbw1sey7axZh0om5Q
Gee, Brain, what do we want to do tonight?
My cat's favorite movie is "The Lion in Your Living Room" on Netflix. She chatters and interacts with the cats on screen. I know we anthropomorphize them but I swear when they were talking about the cat's vomeronasal organs she opened her mouth (not in a yawn) and looked at me as if to convey "I have one too?" Yes. Yes, you do. #cattoot https://octodon.social/media/Fc6lfi21dltemadBOgM
Based on Copenhagen Interpretation, I believe if we turn off the Livestream she will finally have her baby. https://octodon.social/media/FGWLdJNoI9rtGg0eieo