Can't stop watching ProZD's intro for these American baseball invented by a Japanese video game developer in the 90s:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oymWAeqv_-c

Anybody want to take a crack with me at coming up with a team of almost-but-not-quite Japanese names to field against them? Maybe some of our new Japanese friends can jump in and tell us how we did:

"Itsuku Nakanabe"