And you know just like that... I feel like I have had all the pie I could want already. But I promised you people blood...

The regret in my imagining was "haha funny regret", but I can already tell this won't be. I somehow forgot that this ametuer competitive eating excursion would not happen from 3rd person.

And don't worry, I will clean the plate up at the end. That is what in the pie eating scene they call "the devil's serving." https://octodon.social/media/aK2_2fJ573RrG3Kw3hk