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the splatoon 3 idols are modelled after two transbians and a blahaj

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front loading laundry machine held our clothes hostage for fifteen minutes, blinking "01" with a locked door, still soaking wet after a full wash and spin cycle
we are already living in a cyberpunk dystopia beyond all human fictionality

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God:
"What do you get when you take an endless sea of matter and energy, a boundless space in which to place it, an infinite amount of time and ways to recombine it, plant within it the seeds of very tiny beings who by their very tiny nature will never have the time or energy to even fractionally attain a meaningful understanding of the impossible amount of information they've found themselves drowning in nor the unfathomable amount of work it would take to create a lasting and durable positive existential framework transcending all generations and all species in all places and at all times in order to merely halfway eliminate the stochastic manifold sufferings inherent in the phenomenon of life itself, and stick it all in an unending cosmic recombinant blender for over thirteen billion years?"

a Vaudeville comedian, knowing nothing:
"The Aristocrats!"

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The best part about Salmon Run is the fact that the Salmonid know absolutely zero music theory and have no sense of tone or melody or possibly even language itself, yet manage to compose a fully-fledged outsider-art bricolage of slam poetry, indigenous polyrhythm, and chromatic melodicity

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"Woomies? Splat Tim? Dawn of the Second Day? What are you talking about? C'mon get up already weirdo, we have to make it to Hagglefish Market before Clam Blitz starts!"

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roguelites consist entirely of fractal New Game Pluses

Still waiting for someone to make a massively multiplayer online heart monitor

If the choices in a game don't matter then they're just sparkling inputs

Just watched Redline for the first time.
I loved it, it's like someone made breakcore into a movie.

They should have made MLP gen 5 be gen 4 again but also Leverage.

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reverse chasers:

  • tom scott
  • jacob geller
  • jerma 985
  • brian david gilbert
  • ?
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gwyn: “I’m doing very safe things on my birthday”

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under the light of a full moon i transform into a creature that has the ability and means to accomplish tasks, im a werewithal

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there needs to be more cute-girls-in-hardsuits anime like bubblegum crisis. and make it explicitly gay too smdh

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there is an unfilled niche in the market and that is for cute wearable robot head fins a la bubblegum crisis

The disappointment of reading the laundry tag on a sweet thrift store purchase
"Do not wash. Do not dry clean. Must be licked clean by newborn kittens ONLY"

Trying to figure out what a Toronto(2022) City Councillor actually does, and at this point I think I might actually be in Brazil(1985)

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