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oh cool, i can spend the extra money i have this month on get in the car loser, christine love's new game

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS FREE

Little known fact, when Diogenes plucked that chicken it was actually a commentary on the avian furry subculture of his time

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Can't wait for the plot twist in the new Matrix movie where Neo comes out as a t4t leather dyke

"There's so many amazing things out there" I say as I continue to do exactly none of them

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when you do heists with your partners and metamours, that's your ploycule

picture of text, food mention 

Wait, who is putting pomegranate molasses in their shawarma and where can I get some?

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"communist trans girl maker/hacker" stop STOP i can only get so attracted to you

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wait I just realized that sho minamoto saying "so zetta slow" is a translingual pun because "zettai" is Japanese for "absolutely"

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I think it would be really cool if someone hosted a megagame in the form of an isolated mastodon instance where each user roleplays as a political/scientific/journalism authority for various countries

After observation I've concluded that blackle is absolutely turgid with posts

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as canadian as bumbleberry pie

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I hung out with a cute girl and had a krispy kreme doughnut so I'd say my night has been a success

using (sic) to indicate that I don't know offhand a better word than the one I've used, which is only halfway working but will have to do

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one of those "transgender advice" things I remember hearing a lot of in 2011 but I'm glad nobody talks about anymore is "feminine gait"

ridiculous concept tbh (I mean all of gender is ridiculous but this especially)

tired: cleaning your butt for sex
wired: cleaning your ears for sex

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"I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" was her debut

could you fucking imagine the second work, the third? augh

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