@TenzaGramorla Sounds like a code sentence to me. "The archeologist is driving through the spinach with an excavator. I repeat, the archeologist ..."
They handed me the keys to the mini excavator and told me to just drive through the spinach.
#lifeofanarchaeologist
@TQ Ooooh, I'd love to see...!
Also, lots of graffiti to see in London - amazing! 😍
When people (including me) typo :d instead of :D I just read it as “trying to touch nose with tongue”.
I've been having a maximum fangirling day - looting the Harry Potter section of Primark and hanging out in a massive comic book store. London is amazing! One more day!
@TQ Ooooh, thank you! ❤️
For some reason I just saw this though it's been a while
Riding into battle on a chocolate bunny.
"Every time I break, you repair me."
"You do the same for me."
The android and the cyborg looked at each other.
"I forget, which of us built the other first?"
"Does it matter?"
"No, I guess it doesn't."
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories
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Berlin. Bitte boosten! RT from @loveallfucksome@twitter.de:
WOHNUNG DRINGEND GESUCHT für eine Freundin, wegen zunehmender Transfeindlichkeit in Haus&Kiez. Es geht akut um Sicherheit.
1-2 Zimmer, ~750€ warm, Kreuzberg, Neukölln, Mitte, Schöneberg, Hauptsache gut angebunden.
Gerne RT, DMs sind offen, nur ernstgemeinte Angebote.
Danke!
The big witch migration of 2018
Moved. Hellooo!