@Taweret I hate when they serve me a full meal and the peas just fall upward and leave the solar system.

@Taweret an amazing image description. Because it seems useless to just repeat what you already said but like, what's your other option? There's no other way to explain it. The peas are upside down

@Taweret Oi, bloody work experience lad's put t' bloomin' peas on upside down, took me fork off 'em for one second and they're all ont' bloody ceiling, look. Six quid for that, you must be bloody joking.

Can't even keep 'em down, I'm hiccuping bloody peas here

@Taweret Please, I am begging you. Remove this memory from my brain.

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