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ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

The scent of grease andfried food fills the air as Luke and Paul step into McDonaldland. They are immediately greeted by cheerful staff members wearing Ronald McDonald uniforms. Paul can't help but laugh at the sight of Luke in his Jedi robes, looking out of place amongst the Happy Meal boxes and plastic play equipment.

Ronald McDonald leads them over to a table where the Hamburglar is sitting. He looks up at them with a smile, his eyes twinkling mischievously. The Hamburglar is known for being a bit of a ladies man, andPaul can see why as he takes in the man's muscular build and rugged good looks.

As they sit down, the Hamburglar starts chatting them up, asking them about their day and where they're from. He has a way of making everyone feel special, andPaul can feel himself getting drawn in.

Suddenly, the Hamburglar leans across the table, getting closer to Paul. "I bet you're wondering what it would be like to taste my burgers," he says in a low, seductive voice.

Paul can feel his face flush red. He knows he shouldn't, but he can't help it. The Hamburglar is just so damn sexy. "Um, yeah," he replies, his voice barely above a whisper.

The Hamburglar grins. "I'm sure you are," he says. He reaches out and strokes Paul's cheek, sending a shiver down his spine.

Before Paul knows what's happening, the Hamburglar is kissing him, their mouths eagerly exploring each other. Luke looks on in shock as the two men start making out. He's never seen anything like it before.

Paul is on fire, his whole body alive with desire. The Hamburglar's hands are all over him, touching him in places he's never been touched before. He knows he should stop, but he can't. He wants this, needs this.

Finally they break apart, both of them breathing heavily. "That was amazing," Paul says, his eyes wide.

"I know," the Hamburglar replies with a wink. "Just wait until you try my burgers."

ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

re: ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

re: ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

@healyn insist you read this ai generated story about Paul Atreides making out with the Hamburglar

re: ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

re: ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

@Taweret I take back everything I said this is the better work (though I feel a bit bad for Luke, he should have gotten involved in the romance)

re: ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

@lapis it's amazing!

i mean

"Suddenly, the Hamburglar leans across the table, getting closer to Paul. "I bet you're wondering what it would be like to taste my burgers," he says in a low, seductive voice."

re: ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

@Taweret "just wait until you try my burgers"

ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

@Taweret oh my god what a perfect tagline, the computers have outdone us

ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

@Louisa i don't think this one can be topped. i think we have to close down the internet now

ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

@Taweret

Oh my god.

ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

@Taweret in a word: saucy

re: ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

@Taweret there is no way this is ai. To perfect

re: ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

@Captain it's extremely good. that last line is just *chef's kiss*

ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

@Taweret the fact that the AI has some sort of static idea of the hamburgler’s personality — masculine, confident, coy — is making me lol all the more with each subsequent generative output

ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

@mood @Taweret this has to all derive from that ad campaign a few years ago where they debuted the Hamburglar that fucks

ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

@Taweret Uhm… what AI script/app/site is this? That text is amazing.

ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

@Taweret OK. That thing is insane.

ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

@Taweret What model did you use for the McDonaldland text? Blank or a preset?

ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

@tsturm i turned the max length up a little and i think the temp was set to 8?

ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

@Taweret

Hamburglar's "muscular build and rugged good looks 🤣

#SexyHamburglar

#SexyHamburglar workin' it 

@Taweret Rrrrabblerabble oh yeah

ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

@Taweret Oh my GOD I did not see the last line coming

re: ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

@witchfynder_finder its so good. this is the Ultimate Achievement of AI. all the programmers can go home now. no worlds left to conquer

ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

@Taweret you have Sent Me Straight To Hell

re: ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

@Taweret IM LOSING IT LMAO

re: ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

@shade please read it to trent lol

re: ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

@Taweret im absolutely going to when he gets home lmao

re: ai text, okay i ran it again and its even better. this may be the best prompt, "an erotic story where Luke Skywalker and Paul Atreides visit McDonaldland" 

@Taweret “i bet you’re wondering what it would be like to taste my burgers” everyone pack it up, writing has been perfected it’s time to go home

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