mastodon is a text based adventure game
@Taweret GET LAMP
@apLundell there is a KEY hidden under the lamp
@Taweret GET KEY
@apLundell the KEY explodes and kills you
@Taweret Authentic text adventure experience.
@Taweret so that's why I've been getting payment for all my posts in zorkmids
@TaweretBREAK FOURTH WALL
@FiXato there is a KEY hidden in the wall
@Taweret DEFUSE KEY
@FiXato a SPIDER Was hiding under the key. it explodes and kills you
@Taweret DROP GENDER
@Taweret Oh shit can I download a GUI?
@Taweret PICK NOSE
@Taweret FLIRT WITH GRUE
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