*news anchor voice* They're calling it "touching grass" and it's increasingly popular with teenagers. But what is "touching grass" and what are the dangers for your child? Find out tonight on CBS News...
@Taweret@octodon.social "they were just out there, laughing. maybe even having fun. i called the police immediately."
@Taweret this shitpost just made me know, with absolute fucking certainty, that somewhere out there - probably in the deep south or the midwest - there IS a very uptight church mom who thinks the phrase "go touch grass" is actually CODE that the TEENS USE to talk about SMOKING A WEEDS
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