*news anchor voice* They're calling it "touching grass" and it's increasingly popular with teenagers. But what is "touching grass" and what are the dangers for your child? Find out tonight on CBS News... "they were just out there, laughing. maybe even having fun. i called the police immediately."

@Taweret this shitpost just made me know, with absolute fucking certainty, that somewhere out there - probably in the deep south or the midwest - there IS a very uptight church mom who thinks the phrase "go touch grass" is actually CODE that the TEENS USE to talk about SMOKING A WEEDS

@wigglytuffitout @Taweret Just wait until they hear about "smelling the flowers".

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