Omg you guys I nearly forgot

Today is Wotan's birthday! He is 5 years old! :wotan: :Wotan_shocked: πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‰

Give him boosts!

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@witchfynder_finder @Taweret with website boy declaring that he is now actually legally the ceo of mastodon, we need to reiterate our moral and material support for the Wotan administration

@marie_joseph yeah he said today that he incorporated mastodon ggmbh (I don't know specifically what that abbreviation means, I know it's a type of German corporation) so now it's not a joke to call him ceo of mastodon. I will treat him with the same seriousness as Juan Guaido

@robotcarsley @witchfynder_finder @Taweret This is why shareholders often demand a different President from CEO

@witchfynder_finder @robotcarsley @Taweret Ssh! A good President makes the shareholders feel like they have power so they keep throwing money at problems. But of course the President is the only one that actually converts money into power (or at least baseball prospectuses)

@max @witchfynder_finder @Taweret the issue is that Eugen is running a corporation but Wotan is leading a government, his popular mandate is undermined by a corporate takeover of the state apparatus

@witchfynder_finder @max @Taweret Kanye: no one man should have all that power
Wotan, his head photoshopped onto Eowyn:

@Taweret I would never have guessed that he was younger than Maahes. Not that he looks old, just distinguished.

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