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wasn't the vaccine supposed to give us magneto powers? when do those kick in?

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@Taweret I think you have to upgrade your cell phone plan to 5G first? AT&T keeps telling me I have 5G, but I still see that snarky E that Apple puts after it that means “not really, but thanks for trying, we think”

@Taweret that only happens if you go back in time and admister it to your past self in utero. But they hid that little disclaimer in the fine print they knew nobody was going to bother reading.

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