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i watch Legend of the Seeker S1E2 "Destiny" 

last week, the stormtroopers killed uncle ben but Richard escaped with Obiwan and princess leia and now he's the Seeker and he has a magic sword and has to kill Sauron, i mean, Voldemort, i mean, Darken Rahl

anyway, let's go

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i watch Legend of the Seeker S1E2 "Destiny" 

so last ep Fane, one of the evil soldiers ran off with the spellbook and our heroes are off to find him and this guy who was in the last ep but im still not sure who he is offers to help

i watch Legend of the Seeker S1E2 "Destiny" 

okay so Darken Rahl has been in the show for like ten seconds and he's already the best character

he;s played by the guy who played the elf that dies in helm's deep and lemme tell you, he is chewing the scenery like a motherfucker

also his wardrobe is killer

he's the best

i watch Legend of the Seeker S1E2 "Destiny" 

also he does the thing that bad guys do where they kill one of their own guys to show how evil they are but he holds his hand first and thanks him for his service which is just nice

i watch Legend of the Seeker S1E2 "Destiny" 

also he collects the guys blood in a goblet and uses it as ink and what he writes shows up in his henchman's book miles away as he writes it

like dark magic email

i watch Legend of the Seeker S1E2 "Destiny" 

we're supposed to root for Richard of course

I am not rooting for Richard

i watch Legend of the Seeker S1E2 "Destiny" 

we get another scene of exposition but its all lines like this

just generic fantasy words strung together

i watch Legend of the Seeker S1E2 "Destiny" 

did i mention that the actor who plays zedd is really goofy and i don't like him?

i watch Legend of the Seeker S1E2 "Destiny" 

we also get paraphased lines from lord of the rings

i watch Legend of the Seeker S1E2 "Destiny" 

zedd eats soup really fast while making obnoxious 'mm mm' noises and i think this is supposed to be funny? i think?

it's not funny tho

just kinda makes me dislike him more

i watch Legend of the Seeker S1E2 "Destiny" 

also the show starts shipping kahlan and richard just immediately

just fucking immediately

i watch Legend of the Seeker S1E2 "Destiny" 

kahlan and richard have a heart to heart about both their families being dead and honestly i just miss Darken Rahl

why is he not the main character?

i watch Legend of the Seeker S1E2 "Destiny" 

also the glowy vial from last ep is a fairy in a jar or some shit

it talks tinkerbell style by making little cooing sounds that kahlan translates

i watch Legend of the Seeker S1E2 "Destiny" 

the next day the bad guys have blasted their way through the Boundary which is like a magic wall they haven't explained using magic catapults or something

i watch Legend of the Seeker S1E2 "Destiny" 

everyone whose livestock got killed by boundary monsters? complains to richard's brother and doesn't he just look super into doing his job

i watch Legend of the Seeker S1E2 "Destiny" 

we get another exposition scene where Fane explains everything we already know to Michael and so forth

you get the idea

Michael was already helping the bad guys so this isn't a development and i don't know why this scene is here

i watch Legend of the Seeker S1E2 "Destiny" 

then we jump straight back into shipping kahlan and richard

sigh

i watch Legend of the Seeker S1E2 "Destiny" 

what is even happening right now make it stop

i watch Legend of the Seeker S1E2 "Destiny" 

make it stop

i watch Legend of the Seeker S1E2 "Destiny" 

so Michael and the gang surround - our heroes? - and its one of those scenes where a character is yelling lines at the crowd and the actors in the crowd have been told to make angry mob noises and its hilarious

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i watch Legend of the Seeker S1E2 "Destiny" 

@Taweret “Lurching Loins” 😆😆😆

i watch Legend of the Seeker S1E2 "Destiny" 

@Taweret "book of counted shadows" sounds so generic and edgy somehow

i watch Legend of the Seeker S1E2 "Destiny" 

@Taweret I had checked out “The Book of Counted Shadows” through an intra-library loan and never gave it back. No way he gets that.

i watch Legend of the Seeker S1E2 "Destiny" 

@Taweret Or as we call it at my job, just another staff meeting.

i watch Legend of the Seeker S1E2 "Destiny" 

@Taweret What in the name of the spirits is going on?

i watch Legend of the Seeker S1E2 "Destiny" 

@Taweret I've just started reading all the novels of "Sword of truth" again. Just finished the second book.

I watched season 1 of Seeker and thought it was actually good. I enjoyed it. Not great, just good.

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