@Taweret they look like something a clown could make with enough balloons.

@Taweret It says it "slenderize exactly where" I want.... What if I'm trying to slenderize my chest?

@Taweret I wear these every day now. Home office is fantastic for it.

@Taweret you can even slenderize your sperm count boys!

@Taweret when kesha sang we’ve got our hot pants on and up this is what she meant

@Taweret nonbinary people wouldn’t be caught dead wearing that crime against fashion

@Taweret love to have prescription shorts for my terminal swamp ass

@Taweret I think these are the most uncomfortable shorts possible

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