Two instances, both alike in dignity,
In fair Mastodon, where we lay our scene,
From ancient meme break to new mutiny,
Where meta blood makes meta hands unclean.
"Do you sub-toot at me, sir?"
"Is the discourse on our side if I say 'aye'?"
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