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so this guy makes a long winded speech but it's just bad guy boilerplate mostly
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archer is upset because attacking the bad guy could mean killing some colonists too which i agree is a serious matter
but hey, remember the time that archer and phlox decided to condemn millions of people to death because Evolution is Destiny or some stupid shit?
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so the xenophobe terrorists made the vulcan human hybrid baby using dna they got from an operative on enterprise
aren't there a bunch of humans and vulcans on earth? wouldn't that dna have been easier to get? why does everything have to be so convoluted?
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we're still doing this section 31 shit too
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shut the everloving fuck up about the xindi
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so the terrorists think the baby they made is a threat to humanity
so don't make hybrid babies then? like they chose to make it, it only exists because they made it? like if it makes you mad then don't do it
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so this lady works for starfleet intelligence, and reed works for s31 and someone else on board is working for the terrorists
got all that? i;m sure it will all come together intricately to culminate in a satisfying payoff
haha no of course it won't
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omg this is the most boring shit
so tucker gets into a punch fight with some guy who doesn't matter, archer and the gang fly to mars in a shuttle or something and now terrorist guy is making another speech
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T'Pucker. the kid's name is T'Pucker.
T'Pucker J Enterprise
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archer and the gang are still on their shuttle journey and now tucker is fucking around with some equipment or something
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they hold the camera on this carl sagan plaque for a really long time then zoom out to show the rover
someone is supposed to care about this i guess. this someone is not me
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the terrorist guy has had alien gene therapy for some medical condition and i guess we're supposed to care
goddamn this is a draggy episode. this did not need to be a two parter
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so archer and the gang after a way too long trip to mars just kind of stroll into the complex and immediately stumble into tucker
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terrorist guy is making another speech. all of these speeches are the same speech and they are dull as fuck
this did NOT need to be a two parter
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terrorist guy fires his weapon at san francisco but it hits the ocean instead
and now T'Pucker is dying
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they name the baby elizabeth but she will always be T'Pucker to me
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this guy turned out to be working for the terrorists
i'm sure if i knew who he was i would really being feeling the betrayal of this moment
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baby t'pucker is dying and phlox is really upset
hey, remember when phlox created a baby in his lab so he could raise it and murder it and harvest its brain?
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i don't think this speech ever actually ends
it also sounds like it was written by a high school kid, it's just generic and dull as fuck
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then this vulcan stands up and claps like it was the most amazing shit he's ever heard and okay, that is pretty funny
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apparently everyone was super moved by archer's amazing speech
like this is kind of thing that maybe patrick stewart could pull off but not bakula, not bakula if his life depended on it
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baby t'pucker actually died btw
hey remember the time they abandoned all those alien babies to die cause they were all different and stuff?
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the actor playing tucker is actually okay. i sure wish they hadn't written the character as such a dick for the first three seasons
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oh and then that scene sort of just peters out
the end
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We made it. The last ep of enterprise. And travis gets dialogue right out of the gate
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wtf happened to t'pol's hair?
also zephram cochrane is not an interesting character, stop bringing him up like he is
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yay! Riker is here to reassure us all that none of this awful shit ever happened and starfleet never had a captain or crew doing all the horrific shit we've seen on this show
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oh god i've never been so happy to see the real enterprise. don't make me go back
also why is this titled 'these are the voyages' instead of 'it's been a long road?'
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oh gosh this is a very cgi enterprise though
it does not look as good as the model they used on tng
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can we just stay in ten forward and not go back in the holodeck? please?
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ahahahaha troi suggests riker skip ahead in the program to "when the andorian shows up"
even troi knows the only watchable parts of ENT are the jeffrey combs scenes
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okay so apparently there has been a time skip from the last ep we saw to when this is happening
i guess t'pol's hair was meant to indicate that
also jeffrey combs
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haha archer finishes his convo with shran and then riker fast forwards to the next shran scene
best. enterprise. ep. EVER.
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shran's daughter has been kidnapped and he needs archer and the gang to help get her back and JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THE FUCKING XINDI?!
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i thought vulcans had a weird thing about touching food with their hands
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@Taweret Tucker's only got one hand in a sling, he could at least snap or something instead of standing there like a dope, or fistpump or something, COME ON TUCKER GET WITH THE PROGRAM THIS IS ARCHER'S HEROIC HISTORIC MOMENT.
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@Taweret You're watching two episodes in one night?
You've got to pace yourself.
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@Taweret WOOOP WOOOP ALERT ALERT HERE WE GO BUCKLE UP BITCHES
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@Taweret what already? I thought that was the Surprise Dramatic Twist at the end of the episode/show, but it's right here in the beginning? okay, I can get behind this...
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This looks like a spaceship from a PC game that came out around 2013 or so.
It looks like something out of a decent video game.
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@Taweret It's really weird that this is the first time one of the ship's stewards gets a line beyond "yes sir".
You never even SEE them except when they put a dish down.
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@Taweret I'll bet the cast of Enterprise was pissed about this finale.
It's like if Picard won the dominion war, or Sisko rescued Voyager.
That's how you START a series. You don't end it like that.
Ending on a crossover is really poor form.
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Proposed Voyager Finale :
Kim : There's a subspace distortion.
Janeway : On screen!
Tuvok : I'm not familiar with model of ship, but its federation transponder reads "Defiant".
Sisko : I asked the prophets if they could move the far end of the wormhole, and after the usual nonsense about linear/non-linear, they agreed.
Janeway : So we can go home!
Sisko : Yeah, Kinda makes your last 7 years were meaningless, though.
fin
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@Taweret
Proposed "Enterprise"-style finale for DS9
Data : ...And that, according to my calculations, is a 99.982% accurate simulation of what would have happened if a stable wormhole had been discovered in the Bajor system.
Picard : Fascinating! This simulation has been most illustrative. Thank you Mister Data.
Data : Of course, sir. Computer, End Program.
[Sisko et all vanish. Data and Picard leave the holodeck.]
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@apLundell the ds9 showrunner wanted the whole show to be Bennie Russell's dream 🤷
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@Taweret Ugh. That'd actually be a WORSE ending.
I can understand why they'd want to do that ... but no. It would not have been good.
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Turns out Voyager was just a fairy story made up by the people in Fair Haven, Ireland.
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@apLundell @Taweret It was a discarded DS9 idea that got out of hand. There was a great scene with Quark berating a naive ensign and someone decided to write an entire show around an unnamed character from that scene.
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@apLundell @Taweret There is no other world, there is only Voyager.
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@apLundell @Taweret All of Deep Space Nine came out of Benny Russell's typewriter.
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@apLundell @Taweret Dominic Keating liked it, others hated it, and it’s one of the few episodes across Trek that Brannon Braga’s actually apologized for.
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@SelfsameSynonym @apLundell I think the silly and perfunctory way they kill off tucker is more of an insult to fans than the holodeck thing. And I don't even like tucker
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@Taweret @apLundell well, yeah. It’s not like the production team on this show is capable of doing anything competently.
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@SelfsameSynonym @apLundell they really should have listened to Behr when he tried to tell them how to fix the show. like they really super should have listened
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@Taweret @apLundell I want to know what he suggested. I want to know if lighting and tightening up the scripts were brought up
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@Taweret @apLundell I want to know how much of what Berman and Braga’s bullshit that Enterprise awful was brought up
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@Taweret oh noes his baby that he didn't actually have anything to do with making died. like that baby that Phlox made in the lab and then harvested his brain and stuck it into the body Tucker is currently wearing also died, but nobody cared. 9_______9
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I don't remember much of anything Season 1 or 2 (I don't think I missed much lol) but showing Tucker dealing with the death of his Sister, getting sucked into the Terra Prime faction, having a inner conflict due to a genuine friendship that develops with T'Pol over time and then turning against Terra Prime would have been a good character arc.
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@Taweret did he do the "slow, gradually speeding up while standing up" clap and then everybody else starts clapping and then it turns into thunderous applause? or was it just him clapping an embarrassingly long time like Citizen Kane?
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@troodon the first one
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@Taweret what the fuck they actually played that cliche straight, what am I saying of fucking COURSE they did, this show will NEVER miss any chance to slam straight into the wall of fuckery at maximum velocity
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@Taweret It's important to have a friend in the audience to get the applause ball rolling.
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@Taweret What's that thing Soval has got pinned to his chest?
Did he steal a wall-mounted air-freshener from the Men's Room?
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@Taweret that mural looks a bit awkward given the recent Xindi incident
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OK but would you really expect archer to write a good speech?
-sent from my cranial implant
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@Taweret Oh, I see, they've all got silver things pinned to their chest. (Except Phlox. Looks like his is on his wrist?)
Were they translators or something? To indicate that Star Trek doesn't have magical invisible translators, yet?
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@apLundell yeah i think they said they were translators
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@Taweret I like how Phlox is wearing his on his wrist.
I assume that's his way of saying "I don't need this thing, but they told me I had to wear one."
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politician guy made a speech and now archer is making a speech