personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining
archer is upset because attacking the bad guy could mean killing some colonists too which i agree is a serious matter
but hey, remember the time that archer and phlox decided to condemn millions of people to death because Evolution is Destiny or some stupid shit?
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so the xenophobe terrorists made the vulcan human hybrid baby using dna they got from an operative on enterprise
aren't there a bunch of humans and vulcans on earth? wouldn't that dna have been easier to get? why does everything have to be so convoluted?
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so the terrorists think the baby they made is a threat to humanity
so don't make hybrid babies then? like they chose to make it, it only exists because they made it? like if it makes you mad then don't do it
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so this lady works for starfleet intelligence, and reed works for s31 and someone else on board is working for the terrorists
got all that? i;m sure it will all come together intricately to culminate in a satisfying payoff
haha no of course it won't
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omg this is the most boring shit
so tucker gets into a punch fight with some guy who doesn't matter, archer and the gang fly to mars in a shuttle or something and now terrorist guy is making another speech
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the terrorist guy has had alien gene therapy for some medical condition and i guess we're supposed to care
goddamn this is a draggy episode. this did not need to be a two parter
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apparently everyone was super moved by archer's amazing speech
like this is kind of thing that maybe patrick stewart could pull off but not bakula, not bakula if his life depended on it
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@Taweret Tucker's only got one hand in a sling, he could at least snap or something instead of standing there like a dope, or fistpump or something, COME ON TUCKER GET WITH THE PROGRAM THIS IS ARCHER'S HEROIC HISTORIC MOMENT.
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@Taweret You're watching two episodes in one night?
You've got to pace yourself.
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@Taweret WOOOP WOOOP ALERT ALERT HERE WE GO BUCKLE UP BITCHES
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@Taweret what already? I thought that was the Surprise Dramatic Twist at the end of the episode/show, but it's right here in the beginning? okay, I can get behind this...
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@Taweret I'll bet the cast of Enterprise was pissed about this finale.
It's like if Picard won the dominion war, or Sisko rescued Voyager.
That's how you START a series. You don't end it like that.
Ending on a crossover is really poor form.
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@Taweret oh noes his baby that he didn't actually have anything to do with making died. like that baby that Phlox made in the lab and then harvested his brain and stuck it into the body Tucker is currently wearing also died, but nobody cared. 9_______9
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I don't remember much of anything Season 1 or 2 (I don't think I missed much lol) but showing Tucker dealing with the death of his Sister, getting sucked into the Terra Prime faction, having a inner conflict due to a genuine friendship that develops with T'Pol over time and then turning against Terra Prime would have been a good character arc.
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@Taweret did he do the "slow, gradually speeding up while standing up" clap and then everybody else starts clapping and then it turns into thunderous applause? or was it just him clapping an embarrassingly long time like Citizen Kane?
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@troodon the first one
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@Taweret what the fuck they actually played that cliche straight, what am I saying of fucking COURSE they did, this show will NEVER miss any chance to slam straight into the wall of fuckery at maximum velocity
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@Taweret It's important to have a friend in the audience to get the applause ball rolling.
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@Taweret What's that thing Soval has got pinned to his chest?
Did he steal a wall-mounted air-freshener from the Men's Room?
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@Taweret that mural looks a bit awkward given the recent Xindi incident
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OK but would you really expect archer to write a good speech?
-sent from my cranial implant
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@Taweret Oh, I see, they've all got silver things pinned to their chest. (Except Phlox. Looks like his is on his wrist?)
Were they translators or something? To indicate that Star Trek doesn't have magical invisible translators, yet?
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@apLundell yeah i think they said they were translators
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@Taweret I like how Phlox is wearing his on his wrist.
I assume that's his way of saying "I don't need this thing, but they told me I had to wear one."
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personal log supplemental, i near the end of my enterprise journey but i am determined to go out in a blaze of complaining
@Taweret Tim Heidecker?
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@Taweret just imagine it's Cadet Family Guy instead. :D
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@Taweret I'd feel a lot worse about that if not for, y'know, the whole "making a baby to murder and harvest its brain" thing, and the "let's abandon a whole shipload of babies to die and mutiny against the suggestion that we save them" thing. IT'S KIND OF A THING.
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so archer and the gang after a way too long trip to mars just kind of stroll into the complex and immediately stumble into tucker