And another thing, how the hell is master splinter growing a tree in the dojo when the dojo is underground in the sewers?

@RexfordGTugwell okay but if it's skylights how are people above never seeing them. They're not out in the country. They're under NYC

@Taweret @RexfordGTugwell

it's actually a massive community service project where the whole city collective decides to let them think they're heroes

@mal @RexfordGTugwell they fight transdimensional aliens and rival ninja clans comprised of other mutants and led by splinters former romantic rival who murdered his wife and stole his daughter and then in season five they go to space with a a robot voiced by David tennant, all right?
They are heroes

@Taweret @RexfordGTugwell

those are all crisis actors there to make the turtles feel badass

@mal @RexfordGTugwell You are slandering the turts and I will not listen to any turt slander

@Taweret @RexfordGTugwell

no look it's ok!

it's like a large scale version of the make a wish foundation

@mal @RexfordGTugwell not only do the turts go to Dimension X but they also encounter alternative universe versions of themselves which are really the versions of them from the other cartoons and then they even travel to the comic book version which is two dimensional and black and white

@Taweret @RexfordGTugwell

for that I'm just going to go back to my original explanation of splinter slipping them some powerful shit

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@mal @RexfordGTugwell I'll have you know, the Rat King is splinter's other arch nemesis after shredder because the Rat King has a psychic link with all rats. It's different than Aprils psychic thing and only applies to rats. But since splinter is a mutated humanoid rat..

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@Taweret @mal @RexfordGTugwell

If they were heroes, wouldn't they be on the same side as David Tennant?

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