Music is a sham. Vampire weekend contains no actual vampires, everyone in weezer breathes normally and don't even get me started on barenaked ladies
@Taweret And what even the hell is a pearl jam
@Taweret at least The Police aren't real cops.
@Taweret or the fucking "Boards" of "Canada"
@Taweret I'm still disappointed that Iron Maiden doesn't have a single female iron golem.
@Taweret Hozier is not from Indiana, Cake is just some guys and not a sweet dessert
you can only trust comic books these days
everyone knows the whizzer has to pee
@Taweret Restaurants are almost as bad as music--at least here in Canada.
Montana's steak house is not from Montana
There are no Boston Pizza restaurants in Boston
Swiss Chalet is not from Switzerland
New York Fries aren't...
They all stared in Canada! It's all a scam I tell you!
Also Harvey's Burgers was founded by a couple of guys named George and Rick...there never was a Harvey!
I don't know if I trust these shifty outfits with the food I eat 🤨
@Taweret putting those three bands (first two weezer albums excluded) under the umbrella of “music” gives me hives
@Taweret Nine Inch Nails has never involved a single nine-inch nail.
We Are Scientists aren’t scientists at all!
@Taweret colin meloy was born in october