Music is a sham. Vampire weekend contains no actual vampires, everyone in weezer breathes normally and don't even get me started on barenaked ladies
@Taweret And what even the hell is a pearl jam
@Taweret we'll always have the butthole surfers tho
@Taweret at least The Police aren't real cops.
@Taweret or the fucking "Boards" of "Canada"
@Taweret I'm still disappointed that Iron Maiden doesn't have a single female iron golem.
THEY ARENT EVEN NAKED
i can deal with them not even being ladies.
double whammy like like psoriatic arthritis
i got so excited, i double liked.
i should have tried to hide it.
oh well. i'm about lose my mind and i think i like it.
@Taweret Hozier is not from Indiana, Cake is just some guys and not a sweet dessert
you can only trust comic books these days
everyone knows the whizzer has to pee
@Taweret Restaurants are almost as bad as music--at least here in Canada.
Montana's steak house is not from Montana
There are no Boston Pizza restaurants in Boston
Swiss Chalet is not from Switzerland
New York Fries aren't...
They all stared in Canada! It's all a scam I tell you!
Also Harvey's Burgers was founded by a couple of guys named George and Rick...there never was a Harvey!
I don't know if I trust these shifty outfits with the food I eat 🤨
@fC the only thing
certain of is that I've eaten it and survived.
If it's not really from Boston I have my doubts it's Pizza they're serving.
TFW you're sitting in "Boston" "Pizza" and the "Barenaked" "Ladies" song One Week comes on and they mention the Chalet "Swiss" and you don't know if anything is real...
@Taweret putting those three bands (first two weezer albums excluded) under the umbrella of “music” gives me hives