Deanna Troi is such a messy eater. Leaving Betazoid snack crumbs everywhere for Starfleet Custodian Engineers to clean up.


hey my nickname is from 94, we are nick name age almost kinda, whats a few years, twins.

@violet pretty sure the ship cleaning itself is just propaganda used by Starfleet recruiters

@Taweret @violet in the middle of a red alert and the roomba comes out and starts bumping into people's feet

@Taweret dude's also responsible for cleaning the only bathroom on the ship

@extinct pretty sure they all just go on the transporter pad and have O'Brien beam it into space


I'd hate to use that bathroom after @Worf , especially after he gobbled up a plate of #gagh, downed a cask of #Klingon #bloodwine and chased it down with a pint of prune juice.

@Taweret @extinct I can’t believe Star Trek handles people going to the bathroom the same way they do in Harry Potter (doing their business wherever whenever then magically making it vanish) 😧

@NormalPopsicle @Taweret @extinct i've been thinking this joke for two straight days and i couldn't hold it in anymore

... much like starfleet and wizards don't hold anything in, apparently

@Taweret 24th century post scarcity society and they still can't scare up a Roomba? :blobcheeky:


Star Trek would have been more radical if they had actually shown people doing the cleaning/maintenence jobs and shown them being respected as valuable members of the crew instead of pretending that all menial labor had been automated away and everyone is a professional with an advanced degree.

@ActNebbish @Taweret that reminds me of a great series of comedy articles about service workers in various sci fi settings


Interessant das Interieur kommt mir unterschwellig bekannt vor. Aber durch Bildbeschreibung gibt es Aufklärung. Star Trek TNG

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