the masto zodiac
@Taweret I got DS9
It checks out
@Taweret very good, but where are Alf's tiddies
@Taweret he just looks weird without them
@Taweret checks out: i'm selfies af
@Taweret why am I not surprised that I am slime
10 days away from gritty time to smash the calendar system
@Taweret Your missing a Wound Cube, Ümlauts and ..whatever the fuck bullshit people were going on about Pulp today.
@djsumdog damn. forgot all about wound cube
@Taweret I think everyone should just forget about the wound cube. Let's just move on.
@Taweret i need to be reborn so i can get slime
@Taweret i guess i'm deep space 9
@Taweret I’m brutalism
@Taweret IM SO STOKED TO BE BRUTALISM WOO
@Taweret YES! I’m a Jorts!
I'M A GRITTY
@Taweret on the cusp of Garfield/ALF. Honestly, what else could an Eighties kid aspire to?
@Taweret Interesting. I am CatPics despite not having a cat. However, I notice said cat is Wotan and must thus conclude this is the best possible sign to be.
@Taweret I am apparently a Normal Horse
Wow how am I hornt when I have never once been horny-on-main. I want a refund
@Taweret Brutalism, I like it.
@Taweret great, now everyone knows i'm the real Garfield. bring lasagan. Monmbdaey*}/
@Taweret Oh sweet I got Brutalism, perfect!
well i am very ds9, and mere days away from horny
@Taweret turns out I believe in astrology now
@Taweret ngl, this is a ~very~ leo picture of big tiddy alf, so i approve of this zodiac
also i'm down with being a DS9 sun, gritty moon, garfield rising
@Taweret Alf on the cusp of DS9! Fits perfect.
@Taweret I expected to be under Brutalism tbh
@Taweret *whew* just missed the february slime cutoff
@Taweret Jorts, lol
I’m Alf hmmm
@Taweret Nooo I literally muted 'vape' I was so sick of vape ape. Turns out I was sick of myself all along.
@Taweret i am jorts incarnate, feel my power
@Taweret Ahh, Normal Horse.
This is a good thing.
@Taweret Brutalism ascendant, Gritty in retrograde.
@Taweret Garfield? Fuck you!
( :D )
@Taweret ime a gritty I guess, whatever that is.
@Taweret is vape ape actually related to my personality or is it just the animal representing that month on the lunar calendar?
@Taweret i want a refund. I haven't been hornt...like ever, I don't think.
DS9 and feeling good about myself 😎
@Taweret somehow i am also Garfield. am i in the third frame? do i have Jon's pipe? where is Jon?
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