the masto zodiac
@Taweret I got DS9
It checks out
@Taweret very good, but where are Alf's tiddies
@Taweret he just looks weird without them
@Taweret checks out: i'm selfies af
@Taweret why am I not surprised that I am slime
10 days away from gritty time to smash the calendar system
@Taweret Your missing a Wound Cube, Ümlauts and ..whatever the fuck bullshit people were going on about Pulp today.
@djsumdog damn. forgot all about wound cube
@Taweret I think everyone should just forget about the wound cube. Let's just move on.
@Taweret yeah I am extremely normal horse
@Taweret i need to be reborn so i can get slime
@Taweret i guess i'm deep space 9
@Taweret I’m brutalism
@Taweret IM SO STOKED TO BE BRUTALISM WOO
@Taweret YES! I’m a Jorts!
I'M A GRITTY
@Taweret on the cusp of Garfield/ALF. Honestly, what else could an Eighties kid aspire to?
@Taweret Interesting. I am CatPics despite not having a cat. However, I notice said cat is Wotan and must thus conclude this is the best possible sign to be.
@Taweret I don't see myself as a Garfield, but I could be wrong.
@Taweret I’m hornt slime.
@Taweret *stares at hands* I’ve always been hornt slime...
@Taweret TOO ACCURATE.
@Taweret im pretty dang honored to be a ds9
@Taweret I am apparently a Normal Horse
@Taweret man I’m always something boring 😞
Wow how am I hornt when I have never once been horny-on-main. I want a refund
@Taweret Brutalism, I like it.
@Taweret great, now everyone knows i'm the real Garfield. bring lasagan. Monmbdaey*}/
@Taweret Oh sweet I got Brutalism, perfect!
@Taweret omg, it's so true!!!!! !!
well i am very ds9, and mere days away from horny
@Taweret I’m a Garfield?! This is unexpected and yet it feels right.
@Taweret turns out I believe in astrology now
@Taweret ngl, this is a ~very~ leo picture of big tiddy alf, so i approve of this zodiac
also i'm down with being a DS9 sun, gritty moon, garfield rising
@Taweret Alf on the cusp of DS9! Fits perfect.
@Taweret I expected to be under Brutalism tbh
@Taweret checks out
@Taweret i am every single one
@Taweret *whew* just missed the february slime cutoff
@Taweret I’m a selfie, but on the cusp. Nice.
@Taweret Jorts, lol
I’m Alf hmmm
@Taweret oh my god, this is amazing. something feels way too right about Gritty being my sign
@Taweret Nooo I literally muted 'vape' I was so sick of vape ape. Turns out I was sick of myself all along.