Stephanie Jessop 👻👹👺👿💀👾👽 @Taweret@octodon.social

@Taweret Or at the very least, somebody found out Odo was a shapeshifter and was immediately like "CAN I STICK MY DICK/WHATEVER IN IT" and Odo probably less familiar with genders / sexual orientation as it relates to gender and so now he knows what all the genitals look like.

@Taweret They had the internet, or something like it in the databases, I'm sure a holodeck had pron mode.

@Taweret maybe he snuck into one of the holosuites afterhours to explore some of programs for reference

@Taweret the worst case scenario is probably that the scientists in their efforts to get odo to take on more complex forms exposed him to humanoid anatomy I guess, best case odo has a secret past lover that taught him some things, neutral case just googled it

My brain: okay, writing time!

Me: Yes, absolutely. Right after I ask what people on masto think about Odo's genitals and watch this youtube video about how to make falafel in an airfryer

My brain: are you planning to make falafel?

Me: Nope

Okay. Auto correct just tried to change "i" to "Jim"
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what.

Is baseball the only team sport where the players uniforms have pockets?

@Taweret I mean, I would.

@Taweret I’ve put some more thought into this and I think I’m convinced now he doesn’t actually have or make genitals I think he just turns part of his body into goo and either penetrates or gets penetrated by his partner as needed and presumably there’s no fluid release at climax for him and maybe it’s not even about that but just the sensation of being close to another entity?? he always helps his partner climax tho

@Taweret what you see is what you get, if he wants junk he's got it

when he was made solid he also was given a full functioning set of organs which presumedly also includes a hog

@Taweret I like to think he mixes it up in lots of ways from day to day, even hour

So there's an ep of ds9 season 5 where Odo has sex with some lady and it's after he's been made a changling again and this made me ask questions. Odo's uniform isn't real, he just shapehsifts his body to look like he's wearing a uniform but does he on a typical day, shapeshift genitals underneath his fake uniform? cause that's weird. I mean, i guess its weird either way really. huh.