Stephanie Jessop, Xmas Pirate @Taweret@octodon.social

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my cat just booped my nose with her nose

@Taweret …I mean, look at James Bond. That Time Lord's hobby of perpetually being a 60s cold war era spy is much worse of a hobby.

@Taweret It's not the worst hobby of Time Lord to try to install some humility in posh upperclass kids by introducing them to singing penguins and actual members of the under classes.

tomorrow I will destroy planet earth

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More Data more better. Yes.

I think Zuckerburg said that in some of his Farcebook emails but meant something different because their data isn't cool like TNG Data.

@Taweret @dankwraith Sonic presenting nipples

"you don't get it, the children represent anno's self hatred, as he writes them he hates them as he hates himself and he wishes they didn't exist. He makes end of evangelion because he doesn't believe they or he deserve a happy ending, he rejects the notion of resolution."
"sir, i was just asking how much a ticket to the grinch in 3d would cost"

I feel like the fact that Wotan is wearing a festive bow is not being fully appreciated

@Taweret “It’s Wotansday tomorrow, don’t fuck this up for me”

I seriously think about @feminineforms's Soylent review (https://youtu.be/YFPFHsH431M) and crack up multiple times a day. I keep wanting to describe particular slices of the video as "underrated" despite being the only person I've heard or read talk about this video

this is already the WORST

it's worse than the doctor who tv movie

Wotan wants to have a serious talk with you

l o n g b i r b

i genuinely love this picture

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The umbrella is a vortex manipulator. A similar model was used on the roof of the red phone booth in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure