The Geefle @Taweret@octodon.social
I write things, most of which involve an apocalypse of some kind. I didn't even realize until it was pointed out to me. That probably says something.
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Unsolicited dms when i don't even know you? That's a blockin'
Following when you've got no toots and no avatar and your bio only talks about # linux? That's a blockin'
Any mention of bitcoin in your profile? That's a blockin'
Having a pepe fucking anywhere? Oh you better believe that's a blockin'
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Eddington is a lot like the Silence in that whenever I'm not looking directly at him i tend to completely forget that he exists
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@Taweret The fake sets they've photoshopped this Enterprise faux-neon into is amazing!
First, the wall. It's got a brick-texture on it, but they're obviously not real bricks because they've been stretched like crazy. Nobody makes bricks a meter long.
And over the weird faux-bricks, they've printed some patent illustrations of some kind of engine.
Then there's the cube-shelves, each compartment displaying a single book, cover out.
been busy all day i feel like i have accomplished very little
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remember Humpty? pronounced with an "umpty"?
he once got busy in a burger king bathroom
okay sleep now 😪
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jerry: So how was your date with Captain Boday?
elaine: Let's see, (thinking) how shall I put this.
jerry: just put it
elaine: his skull is transparent and his brain was out
jerry: he what?
elaine: his brain. was out.
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George: jerry, there's a warbird out there
Jerry: put it on the screen
George: it is on the screen. you think I'm gonna tell you there's a warbird and not put it on the screen?
Jerry: it's blurred. it's a blurred warbird
George: there's another approaching. and another
jerry: a third blurred warbird?
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kramer: I'm gonna get a symbiont, jerry!
jerry: you're not even a trill! you're not chill enough to be a trill
kramer: Oh I'm chill enough and I can trill with the best of them
jerry: you're gonna be a chill trill
kramer: a chill trill who can grill!
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@SeanAloysiusOBrien mal, are you familiar with the humpty dance?
the only thing we have to fear is fish themselves
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@Taweret I am very familiar with the humpty dance
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@apLundell @Taweret Yes, exactly! The rich aught'a go back to the way things use to be, keeping their gold bars in a big ACME safe any enterprising thief could get into using just a stethoscope and their wits, in these times we live in society needs to fall back on what we know works, and big cartoon safes work, but they don't have Flappy Bird games on em so the millennials won't have any of it, smh....
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i KNEW i had this one saved ive been looking for it for like twenty minutes
I write things, most of which involve an apocalypse of some kind. I didn't even realize until it was pointed out to me. That probably says something.
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Joined Aug 2018
