Stephanie Jessop, Space Pirate @Taweret@octodon.social
- Website
- https://www.stephaniejessop.com
- Animalcules Podcast series
- http://brickmoonentertainment.com/animalcules-podcast/
I write things, most of which involve an apocalypse of some kind. I didn't even realize until it was pointed out to me. That probably says something.
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Joined Aug 2018
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You: I think the coffee maker is broken.
Me: Boost the confinement beam.
You: What? That's not...
Me: Transfer auxiliary power to shields.
You: You can't just say random-
Me: Run a level three diagnostic on the deflector array.
You: (sobbing) Stop...
Me: Make it so.
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It's THE END. The final installment of #Animalcules is now LIVE. If you haven't heard this yet, well now you can binge the hell out of the entire thing.
So go listen, you cowards!
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Eddington is a lot like the Silence in that whenever I'm not looking directly at him i tend to completely forget that he exists
Okay imma sleep now or at least make the attempt
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You love milkshakes? Name three of their albums
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BASHIR: This'll be perfect. Real frontier medicine.
KIRA: Frontier medicine?
BASHIR: Major, I had my choice of any job in the fleet.
KIRA: Did you?
BASHIR: I didn't want some cushy job or a research grant. I wanted this. The farthest reaches of the galaxy. One of the most remote outposts available. This is where the adventure is. This is where heroes are made. Right here, in the wilderness.
KIRA: This wilderness is my home.
BASHIR: Well, I, I, I didn't mean.
KIRA: The Cardassians left behind a lot of injured people, Doctor. You can make yourself useful by bringing your Federation medicine to the natives. Oh, you'll find them a friendly, simple folk.
Kira is kinda awesome sometimes 
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Ice Bear has a confession to make.
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@Taweret Poor Mokey. She was being completely reasonable, but still wrong because the world was crazy.
Kinda like Agent Scully.
🎵 Well you eat a Doozer tower,
And it's as pretty as a flower,
And a flower's what you pick up in a field (a field),
But the field can have a hole,
And you can fall in while you stroll,
And a Gorg can come along to find a meal (a meal),
And he can pack you in a sack,
And you can try to scramble back,
But then you'll never, ever, ever get free (get free),
'Cause every time you eat a tower you'll be shut up for eternity.🎵
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@Taweret Listen to Convincing John! (John!)
And all your troubles will be gone! (gone!)
🎵 Listen to Convincing John,
And all your troubles will be gone.
He's gonna tell it, spell it, sell it,
Just for you.🎵
I have the Convincing John song from fraggle rock stuck in my head for some reason....
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think i might unfollow this person *looks* oh cool , they already unfollowed me well that makes it-
wait. what did i do wrong? 
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Carpal tunnel: for men
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twitch chat: "who the fuck is tom bombadil"
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Does he actually sleep balanced on his belly on the back of the chair like that? yes he does
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what did everyone do today?
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- Website
- https://www.stephaniejessop.com
- Animalcules Podcast series
- http://brickmoonentertainment.com/animalcules-podcast/
I write things, most of which involve an apocalypse of some kind. I didn't even realize until it was pointed out to me. That probably says something.
she/her/they/them
Joined Aug 2018
