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Unsolicited dms when i don't even know you? That's a blockin'

Following when you've got no toots and no avatar and your bio only talks about # linux? That's a blockin'

Any mention of bitcoin in your profile? That's a blockin'

Having a pepe fucking anywhere? Oh you better believe that's a blockin'

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Eddington is a lot like the Silence in that whenever I'm not looking directly at him i tend to completely forget that he exists

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@Taweret hate when I go into my mind palace and seeing things in both Times New Roman and Comic Sans helps me realize I was the secret boomerang murderer all along, smh

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meanwhile, Loki who doesn't really care about treats is busy screaming for no reason

cats have had treats. Wotan's mental powers must have worked

yes, Wotan is still staring and trying to use his mental powers to make it be treat time

Wotan is staring at me in an attempt to telepathically compel me to give him treats

animal crossing 

the fall update is LIVE 🎃

if you don't see it press + on the home screen and select software update from the menu that pops up

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🎵 Well you eat a Doozer tower,
And it's as pretty as a flower,
And a flower's what you pick up in a field (a field),
But the field can have a hole,
And you can fall in while you stroll,
And a Gorg can come along to find a meal (a meal),
And he can pack you in a sack,
And you can try to scramble back,
But then you'll never, ever, ever get free (get free),
'Cause every time you eat a tower you'll be shut up for eternity.🎵

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weird gross dream 

i deleted this from my phone, but i woke up last week after a dream about an animated character named "Yorpy", who just stood in place and vomited all over himself, while staring at me

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@Taweret well if Wotan is asking me, sure!!! I'm sure it'll be fine!

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