Wendy?
Yes, Lisa.
Is the water warm enough?
Yes, Lisa.
Shall we begin?
Yes, Lisa.
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I don't care about Game of Thrones. Haven't watched it, never will. There, I said it.
Rogue One is a terrible movie. I wish I had abandoned it sooner, BUT NO, I had to punish myself for an entire hour.
Watched improv all morning, now it's time to head out into the real world.
If the Earth was flat, cats would have knocked everything off of it by now.
Let's make death illegal and see what happens.
Well I made it safely back from Migraine Land, where I've been all day.
My beloved has been angry and yelling at me all day and we tried to work through the conflict many times and I can't take the yelling or the hot angry laser-shooting eyes that are supposed to look at me with love, not evil daggers. I have no friends and can't go out and I just want to shave my head or something because at least that would be doing SOMETHING. I feel powerless and alone. 7 more hours until I can disappear into sleep.
It's been a day of being yelled at, and I have a headache. Make today go away, please.
Watching Okja. That's some pig!
I'm gonna see how long I can let my fingernails grow before I can't stand it anymore or I accidentally impale myself.
"Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts are edible."
โ Euell Gibbons
I can't believe I just clicked on an explanation for why public toilet seats are shaped the way they are (u-shaped).
Stranger Things, Okja, or Great British Baking Show Master Class?
Who's up for a bit of night tooting?
Hard to believe that two years ago on this date I had brain surgery to remove a giant tumor behind my eye.
Angela Merkel is my spirit animal.
My kingdom for a cheeseburger ๐