@acw Oh shit, a Cyberman.
Hi sorry no I'm not ignoring you I was just watching Doctor Who and writing stuff on the future of humanity today sorry not ignoring you at all
How was your day?
Cat stack
Cat pile
What the fuck just happened today?
Things I've done today:
1) woke up
2) breakfast
3) Heartmath cos I felt weird and thought my heart was doing strange things
4) researched my grandfather
5) researched contact lens costs for my new prescription
6) wrote about fate vs destiny
7) wrote about free will vs destiny
8) breakfast dessert, aka second breakfast
I'm wearing earbuds while eating lunch and had no idea my chewing sounds so weird in my head.
Just think how much time you'd save if you gave up pooping.
Well the birds have emptied the bird feeder and now they're fluttering around with hopeful looks on their faces. Beaks. Beakfaces. Facebeaks. Facebeak??! WAIT I HAVE DISCOVERED SOCIAL MEDIA FOR BIRDS.
I'm doing a round of Heartmath to try to jumpstart my slow heart rate and feel good enough to get to the gym today.
Earworm of the Day: "Thriller". I don't even know the words but it inhabits my brainnnn.
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Ravenous bird gluttons are eating two pounds of bird seed a day from our bird feeder. When it's gone they hunt around on the deck for more while peering pitifully in through the window.
They're putting liquid iron into my veins and it's weird.
Earworm of the Day: "Despacito"
Happy Solstice! โ๏ธ
Cat + laser pointer = ๐
Apathy has set in and I don't care.
what if the rise of mental illness is the result of an economic system that actively seeks to reduce the availability of things which keep our minds in a healthy stasis, like community, fulfillment, purpose, so those things can be sold back to us like a carrot on a stick
There should be an emoji for butter.