IMPORTANT QUESTION: if you could shoot lasers from your eyes, would you? And at what (or whom)?
@privacymatters OMG YES YES YES
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@Averly I love that you've clearly given this some thought. Wish granted!
@Talyaa oooh, could I have the ability to turn on green lasers from my eyes for cats to chase? That way I could see them chase the lasers, and their pouncing would increase in relation to my laughter causing laser-jiggle
@Nuzzle yes yes yes yes! Your wish is granted
@Talyaa yay! May all your eye laser wishes come true!
@Talyaa I would use the eye-lasers to make extremely precise measurements of what I'm building. Should keep me from cutting things too short quite as often. OK, so this implies some sort of finely tuned laser receptor as well, but as long as we're asking for eye-superpowers, let's go for it.
@MightyBigCar that would be quite useful. I shall petition the eye-laser addition on your behalf for Human 2.0, Builder Edition.
@Talyaa i would definitely shoot them at cold pizza slices to heat them up a bit
@souza omg that's brilliant!
@Talyaa 1) Yes. 2) Cars with stick figure families on the rear windows.