My adventure (and return to the US) began a week ago when my insane wife and her cousin assaulted me in my dorm room. They took my phone, wallet, and some other personal items. The security guards at the school did nothing to protect me or my things. Later that day, while I was out replacing my phone and debit card, my wife and her family broke into my dorm room and stole absolutely EVERYTHING I own and destroyed my room, basically leaving me homeless.