"They say you can see the future."
"You got two words wrong with that sentence: I don't SEE, I remember, I was there. And it's not THE future, it's A future. My presence here has already fucked the timeline. Kennedy should have been shot in the head by now."
"Regardless, I want to know everything you know about the Soviets and their strategies."
"Yeah? Well I want a taro bubble tea and a smartphone full of hentai, I recommend you get used to disappointment."
My 24,694 word novella, What The Left Hand Is Doing, is available to read!
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Allison Kathryn "Allykat" Jones is a sex worker who does private eye-themed erotic roleplay, and she gets caught up in an actual mystery. The story is a lot of fun and I'm really proud of it!
"What the hell was THAT?"
"It would appear that prybar is the modern incarnation of Excalibur. Drawing it granted you the abilities of King Arthur, which, in turn, allowed you to summon the abilities of Britain's greatest heroes for each of us. Hour of greatest need and all that."
"...how do you figure?"
"Seemed like a fairly elementary deduction..."
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My Scrabble tile based roleplaying game, Wordcast, is tested and tweaked and ready to go. I've included an adventure module, Hexavius and the Tower of Absolute Bull$#!%. It's a lot of fun!
He/him. Cartoonist of Forward, writer of Bang and The Paladin's Guide to Life. Warrior Poet, Philosopher King.
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