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Okay, I whipped up the Scrabble-tile-tabletop-RPG as a single-page PDF and posted it on patreon.com/posts/24664016 . If anyone actually plays it, let me know!

There are two sorts of rebels.
"Hey, the Man is doing a bad thing that hurts people and I can't stop them via accepted channels, so fuck the Man.", and "Hey, the Man is telling me what to do and I don't like it, so fuck the Man."
The former is a hero. The latter is an asshole.

Just three weeks to go! March first is Sexy Self Comics Day - this will be the seventh year! To see past years' submissions (and check out the details of the event) just head on over to sexyselfcomicsday.com .

Value is not created by hard work, nor is it determined by competition or market value.
You neither worked nor paid for the air you're breathing.

Just a little warmup art for myself. It's important to do art for yourself.

I just keep thinking about my modern-day gender-flipped Dracula story idea.

Fuck, I can't stop thinking about how I'd script a modern-day, gender-flipped retelling of Dracula. Homeless catlady Miss Renfield is particularly haunting.

Y'know, there are plenty of genderbent vampires, but you never really see a proper male version of Dracula's vampire brides. Out of curiosity, I wanted to see if I could draw a female Dracula with thrall consorts and capture the same sort of energy.

I've often thought of vampirism as the result of an improperly worded curse - a programming error, if you will.
If you want to curse someone's whole family, for example, say "I curse you and your sons", don't get poetic and say "I curse you and all who share your blood". If you want someone to suffer and die, be sure to specify that it should be in that order.

Imagine a world where superpowers are conferred via Lamarckian evolution. If one or more of your parents are in a desperate scenario where a specific metahuman power would come in handy, and they survive regardless and later have a kid, the kid is born with that power.

mfw I'm running through a sexy scenario in my head and get to a bit that would make an interesting porn pic.

Did some commissions today, figured I should cross-post'em here as well as Twitter.

In the stream today, we talked about Prince's song Raspberry Beret - is it a beret that's coloured like raspberry, or is it made of raspberry, or it is patterned, or what?

Anyway, the consensus was that it's a raspberry-coloured beret.

Short stream today - only ten hours! I'm going to be going from 11am to 9pm Eastern at picarto.tv/tailsteak . Colouring RTS and Forward, listening to random albums, talking about whatever crosses my mind. Hope you join me!

Commissioner email: Hey, could you draw my fursona?
Me: Sure thing my dude, here's my rates.
Commissioner: Okay cool I'm a blue fox with purple wings
Me: Good stuff. Bird or bat wings? Any distinctive markings? Is there a particular pose you wanted?
...
3 days later:

LDB: HEY PRETTY LADY YOU JUST HAD A BABY
M: Yeah, I sure di-
LDB: I DON'T HAVE MONEY FOR PRESENTS
M: That's okay, I'm sure tha-
LDB: I CAN PLAY MUSIC FOR THE BABY
M: That won't be necess-
LDB: I HAVE A DRUM
M: He actually just got to sleep if y-
LDB: PA RUM PA PUM PUMMMM!
M: That is clearly you just making drum noises with your mou-
LDB: I INVENTED IT I CALL IT MOUTHDRUMMING I CAN DO IT ALL DAY

Thinking I might do a stream on Monday. I'm paying for premium Picarto, it's really only worth it if I do at least one per month.

Hey! Do you enjoy Leftover Soup, Forward, Roll To Save, Hey I've Got An Idea Show, or anything else I produce? Do you want exclusive pdfs and stories? Do you want to help support the weird crap I do?
Why not sign up to my Patreon?
patreon.com/tailsteak

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