beautiful secret agent holding me at gunpoint: I've seen your handiwork in Marrakesh... and next, I imagine, you were going to Tel Aviv.
me, no idea what's going on, has been desperately bluffing for twenty minutes: *swirls drink and chuckles* Oh, I'm afraid Aviv already knows.

@Tailsteak "I've confused her, I must have the upper hand now" he thinks.

@Tailsteak I read this aloud to my cutie and it made them laugh really hard, so well done!

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