"They say you can see the future."
"You got two words wrong with that sentence: I don't SEE, I remember, I was there. And it's not THE future, it's A future. My presence here has already fucked the timeline. Kennedy should have been shot in the head by now."
"Regardless, I want to know everything you know about the Soviets and their strategies."
"Yeah? Well I want a taro bubble tea and a smartphone full of hentai, I recommend you get used to disappointment."

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