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LDB: HEY PRETTY LADY YOU JUST HAD A BABY
M: Yeah, I sure di-
LDB: I DON'T HAVE MONEY FOR PRESENTS
M: That's okay, I'm sure tha-
LDB: I CAN PLAY MUSIC FOR THE BABY
M: That won't be necess-
LDB: I HAVE A DRUM
M: He actually just got to sleep if y-
LDB: PA RUM PA PUM PUMMMM!
M: That is clearly you just making drum noises with your mou-
LDB: I INVENTED IT I CALL IT MOUTHDRUMMING I CAN DO IT ALL DAY

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