Tailsteak @Tailsteak@octodon.social

Honestly, Star Trek is fucking up by only making grand sweeping Federation space battle sims and not a Leisure-Suit-Larry-style point'n'click where you play as a Ferengi falling into misadventure after misadventure on his quest for latinum and feeeemales.

My spouse is going to be running a Pathfinder game soon, so you know I had to draw my character. He's a tiefling druid named Ovis Macevil (pronounced MACK-uh-vill), and he's never met a problem a good headbutt didn't solve.

This is #9 in the series - just three more to go! As before, all high res and printable versions of this image are available to all patrons over at patreon.com/tailsteak

Middle Earth is in New Zealand, Mad Max is in Australia, therefore...

A reader sent me 3D printed Max figurines! Look, she even has her foot scar!

The Isekai triptych for August! As always, full-res and blank-background versions will be available on my Patreon.

Billionaire: Okay, what can we do to help climate change?
analyst: Eat more red meat, smoke more tobacco, take up skydiving...
Billionaire: ...b-but if everyone eats more beef, smokes, and flies in planes, won't all of that generate more CO2?
analyst: I didn't say "everyone".

Did this on stream for yumihitoru yesterday. It's her Princess Parasaurolophus in a Star Trek uniform (DS9/Voyager era)!
Man, that dino gets around, huh?

Did this on stream for yumihitoru yesterday. It's her Princess Parasaurolophus as Kaguya-hime, from The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter! (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tale_of_the_Bamboo_Cutter)
I'm really happy with the lighting on this one.

Hey, ko-fi added tiers! Looks like a serious competitor to Patreon is in town.
https://ko-fi.com/tailsteak/tiers
I went ahead and copied over all the same tiers from Patreon, so if you ever wanted to support me but don't like Big P for some reason, now there's an alternative!

Dinosaurs are pretty, too!

#7 in the Isekai triptych series. All high-res versions of this image are available on patreon.com/tailsteak!

"That brick is an illusion."
"What? Which brick?"
"There, the red one."
"They're all red."
"I'll have to take your word for it, I can't see the colour red."
"Then how do you know they're red?"
"I don't. I know THAT one is red. That's how I know it's an illusion."

Life tip: if you do something for someone else, regardless of how well-intentioned and generous, if they didn't ask you to do it, you don't get to be pissy about their lack of gratitude.

#6 in my Isekai triptych series - we're half done this project! As before, all printable high-res versions of this image are available to my patrons at patreon.com/tailsteak

Writing teacher: Show, don't tell.
Screenwriter: Not a problem.
Cop, into walkie talkie: Sir? ...you'd better see this.
Detective: Can't you just tell me what it is over the radio?
Cop: Absolutely not.

Fresh for May, it's #5 in the series of Isekai triptychs. As always, higher-res versions of this image are available to all patrons at patreon.com/tailsteak

This event is T O D A Y !
Starting at 7pm Eastern, (assuming you're over 18) pop into http://picarto.tv/tailsteak and witness as these four brave adventurers explore a mysterious dimension of enthusiastically consenting adults in sexual scenarios!

Drew Godzilla.

Got the fourth Isekai triptych set done! As before, the printable res versions of these will be available on http://patreon.com/tailsteak. I'm really looking forward to the end of the year, when I'll have the full set of 12 of these!