Tech company and fascism grumble
Or idk maybe—
—if there *were* some lone disgruntled FB employee out there, that is—
—write a little programme that injects a bunch of plausible but randomly-generated data points into all the tables in the production database and also randomly deletes or slightly changes other ones
Make their data useless and noisy and their service unreliable
Slow down their servers; increase their operating costs
Just in case one of you has write access to the FB servers
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