Generally, I'm against over criminalizing things, but it should be illegal for my period to be a week late when it's this hot out. The additional water weight is making me feel so sluggish and heavy and sleepy and gross, but couple it with 80-90° days and I feel like I'm wearing a coat made of water balloons.

Not that actually HAVING one's period is a picnic in the sweaty summer, either, but I'm ready to just get the damn thing over with already!