you know, i just realised that “toot” can be repurposed into a fart joke

💨💨

like, normal toots are “toots”, subtooting is “silent and deadly”, sometimes your toots will have a higher-than-normal sulfur content 🍳, and other times because you eat spicy food it'll be 🔥🔥🔥 and honestly, sometimes it will be zaman no fooling, 💩💩💩.

Petition for the Official Mastodon Song™ to be:

Beans, beans, the magical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot,
The more you toot, the better you'll feel
So eat your beans for every meal!

Toilet humour has a long and storied history, folks. From Japanese Ukiyo-e prints, to Mozart, to Javanese wayang kulit, to classic absurdist manga like Dr. Slump.

So, like, don't...

😎

...turn up your nose at it, aight?

#YEEEEAAAAHHHHHH

and there'll inevitably be the argument that those examples are aberrations and exceptions, classical greats like Shakespeare never had poop jokes!

and I'd be like, you're right... but only because Shakespeare loved him a LOT of dick jokes 🍆🍆🍆

@tariqk Dude, Shakespeare LOVED fart jokes. One of my favorites:

"A man may break a word with you sire, and words are but wind. Ay, and break it in your face, so he break it not behind." - Comedy of Errors